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  • "The greatest cunning is to have none at all."
    - Carl Sandburg (US poet and biographer. 1878–1967)

  • "The sea is always the same: and yet the sea always changes."
    - Carl Sandburg , Smoke and Steel, VII, Passports 4. North Atlantic, 1922.

  • "Age cannot wither her, not custom stale
    Her infinite variety. Other women cloy
    The appetites they feed, but she makes hungry
    Where most she satisfies."
    - William Shakespeare (Playwrite and poet. 1564-1616), Antony and Cleopatra 2 ii.

  • "Is it not strange that desire should so many years outlive performance?"
    - William Shakespeare , Henry the Fourth - Part Two 2 iv.

  • "The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool."
    - William Shakespeare , As You Like It. Act v. Sc. 1.

  • "Suit the action to the word, the word to the action; with this special observance, that you o’erstep not the modesty of nature."
    - William Shakespeare , Hamlet. Act iii. Sc. 2.

  • "My bounty is as boundless as the sea,
    My love as deep; the more I give to thee,
    The more I have, for both are infinite"
    - William Shakespeare , Romeo and Juliet 2 ii.

  • "A man who never missed an occasion to let slip an opportunity"
    - George Bernard Shaw (Irish Playwrite, essayist and pamphleteer. 1856-1950), on Lord Rosebery.

  • "The reasonable man adapts himself to the world: the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man."
    - George Bernard Shaw , Man and Superman (1903) 'Maxims: Virtues and Vice'.

  • "But a lifetime of happiness! No man alive could bear it: it would be hell on earth."
    - George Bernard Shaw , Man and Superman (1903) act I.

  • "To alcohol! The cause of - and solution to - all of life's problems!"
    - Homer Simpson, Cartoon creation of Matt Greoning.

  • "Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen."
    - Homer Simpson, Cartoon creation of Matt Greoning.

  • "Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true!"
    - Homer Simpson,

  • "Well kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try."
    - Homer Simpson,
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  • Mr. Chacterson: I wonder-if I might just put a supplementary question, Dr. Whinby-I wonder whether you would mind telling me-simply for the record-if there is any question you think might possibly come up in the foreseeable future to which you would reply unhesitatingly in the negative?
    James Whinby (without hesitation): Quite definitely not!
    - N.F.Simpson, The Form

  • "Oscar Browning once said: 'I never read books before reviewing them; it prejudices one so.' This is the only interesting thing Browning ever said, although I confess I have never read anything else he has written and until recently had never heard of him. "
    - Arthur Smith Writing in The Guardian.

  • "Life is short, and the Tour de France long."
    - Giles Smith (Journalist), writing in the Daily Telegraph (28/07/2003) in defence of David Duffield's rambling, six hour commentary on Eurosport.

  • "I know nothing except the fact of my ignorance."
    - Socrates (Greek Philosopher. 469-399 BC)
    See also Milton


  • "A single death is a tragedy; a million is a statistic."
    - Joseph Stalin

  • A few days after Stalin lost his pipe...
    Stalin's aid: "Have you found your pipe?"
    Stalin: "Yes, I found it under the sofa."
    Stalin's aid: "Impossible. Three people have already confessed to this crime."
    - Stalin: The Court of the Red Tsar.

  • "Eternity's a terrible thought. I mean, where's is it all going to end?"
    - Tom Stoppard (British dramatist. 1937- ), Rosencrantz and Guildenstern (1967) act 2.

  • "A Chinaman of the T'ang Dynasty-- and, by which definition, a philosopher-- dreamed he was a butterfly, and from that moment he was never quite sure that he was not a butterfly dreaming it was a Chinese philosopher."
    - Tom Stoppard
    See Chuang-tzu

  • "Great fleas have little fleas
    Upon their backs to bite 'em,
    And little fleas have lesser fleas,
    And so ad infinitum."
    - Jonathan Swift (Anglo-Irish poet, clergyman and satirist. 1667-1745), On Poetry, a Rhapsody (1733).

  • "There is nothing in this world constant but inconstancy."
    - Jonathan Swift



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