The Runcible Spoon Society Membership Application Form

Prospective members are advised that ALL SECTIONS of this form must be completed IN FULL (unless stated otherwise) for applications to be considered.

Your Full Name:

Your Email Address:

Your Postal Address (optional):

Intelligence Quotient (if known):

Academic Qualifications:

Favourite Pop Group:

Do you have, or have you ever had, a mullett hairstyle?
Yes
No

Do you suffer from a lack of attention to personal hygene?
Yes
No

Do you have any criminal convictions?
Yes
No

If yes, please specify:

Are you a supporter of Arsenal Football Club?
Yes
No

Here at the Runcible Spoon Society, we demand the most exacting standard of both mental and physical fitness. For this reason, shortlisted applicants may be requested to attend an interview where they may also be subjected to a thorough physical examination.
Please indicate below any dates on which you would be unable to attend:

Any finally, please indicate in no fewer than 400 words why you would like to join the Runcible Spoon Society:

Please note: The Runcible Spoon Society is an equal opportunities organisation, and, as such, no discrimination is made on the basis of race, skin colour, religion, sexual orientation, disability, taste in popular music, hair colour or style (present or previous - and yes, that includes mulletts), criminal convictions, attention to personal hygene, or football affiliation (apart from Arsenal supporters - sorry, but we had to draw the line somewhere).

Information pertaining to these areas will be used purely for statistical analysis.

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