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The troubled host<br> Could only scratch his head,<br> For of those tired men not two<br> Would occupy one bed.<br> </p> <p style="text-align: center"> The puzzled host was soon at ease -<br> He was a clever man -<br> And so to please his guests devised<br> This most ingeneous plan.<br> </p> <p style="text-align: center"> In a room marked A two men were placed,<br> The third was lodged in B,<br> The fourth to C was then assigned,<br> The fifth retired to D.<br> </p> <p style="text-align: center"> In E the sixth he tucked away,<br> In F the sventh man.<br> The eighth and ninth in G and H,<br> And then to A he ran,<br> </p> <p style="text-align: center"> Wherein the host, as I have said,<br> Had laid two travellers by;<br> Then taking one - the tenth and last -<br> He logged him safe in I.<br> </p> <p style="text-align: center"> Nine singe rooms - a room for each -<br> Were made to serve for ten;<br> And this it is that puzzles me<br> And many wiser men.<br> </p> <div class="center" style="margin-top: 8em"> <div> <a href="http://www.curiouser.co.uk/index.htm"> HOME </a> I <a href="http://www.curiouser.co.uk/puzzles"> PUZZLES </a> I <a href="http://www.curiouser.co.uk/paradoxes"> PARADOXES </a> I <a href="http://www.curiouser.co.uk/illusions"> ILLUSIONS </a> I <a href="http://www.curiouser.co.uk/poems"> POEMS </a> I <a href="http://www.curiouser.co.uk/quotations"> QUOTATIONS </a> I <a href="http://www.curiouser.co.uk/games"> GAMES </a> I <a href="http://www.curiouser.co.uk/facts"> FACTS </a> </div> <div style="margin-bottom:3em; margin-top: 1em; font-size: 70%"> <A href="http://www.curiouser.co.uk/stranger">STRANGER </a> I <A href="http://www.curiouser.co.uk/donate">CONTRIBUTE </a> I <A href="http://www.curiouser.co.uk/contact">CONTACT </a> I <A href="http://www.curiouser.co.uk/runciblespoonsociety">JOIN THE SOCIETY </a> I <A href="http://www.curiouser.co.uk/books">BOOKS </a> I <A href="http://www.curiouser.co.uk/links">LINKS </a> I <A href="http://www.curiouser.co.uk/privacy/privacy.htm">PRIVACY STATEMENT </a> I <A href="http://www.curiouser.co.uk/sitemap.htm">SITE MAP </a> I <A href="http://www.curiouser.co.uk/google.htm">SEARCH </a> </div> <div class="bottom_ads"> <script type="text/javascript"><!-- google_ad_client = "pub-2185628889904477"; /* 728x90, created 10/11/10 */ google_ad_slot = "6906520196"; google_ad_width = 728; google_ad_height = 90; //--> </script> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js"> </script> </div> <p style="margin-top:3em"> &copy; 2000 <a target="_blank" href="http://www.curiouser.co.uk">curiouser.co.uk </a>All rights reserved. </p> </div> </div> </div> </body>